New Game

"mcseanerson" (mcseanerson) 01/27/2015 at 16:07 • Filed to: None

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Because Track, Daily, Burn isn't brutal enough. Details after your choices.

Gurney Eagle

GT40

Ferrari 250 California

Ok, now for the challenge. Track and Daily are same as before but burn has been replaced. Instead of giving one of these cars the honor of a viking funeral you have to give it to Justin Bieber to have his way with it. That's your challenge, Track, Daily, Bieber. How vote you Oppo?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:08

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The only winning move is to not play

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:08

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DD: 250 cali

track: GT40

give to beiber: gurney

hopefully he'll kill himself in it

mcseanerson > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/27/2015 at 16:10

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Then Bieber gets them all.

TheHondaBro > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:11

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Track Gurney.

DD California.

Keep the GT40.

EVERYBODY WINS DAMNIT.

Cherry_man1 > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:11

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DD the Ferrari

Track the GT40

Burn the Eagle.

Easy.

Thunderface > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:12

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track GT40

DD Ferarri

Beibs Eagle

mcseanerson > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 01/27/2015 at 16:12

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Lol, that's the best answer I've heard so far on the reason to bieber one of these cars.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:13

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Track

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:14

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DD

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:14

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Hmm...Beiber can have whichever one is most likely to kill him quicker.

I choose the Eagle (as much as I respect Dan Gurney), mainly because it would be easier to tweak things to make it almost undriveable, and able to spin off into a tree by just looking at it wrong.

Track the GT40

DD the California

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:14

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Beiber'd

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:15

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DD: GT4o because fuck you, Enzo Ferrari you murderous dickhead (full disclosure: I'm reading 'Go Like Hell')

Track: Gurney Eagle because it's not a Ferrari

Give to Biebs: The Ferrari, I hope he dies like the rest of Ferrari's drivers

mcseanerson > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 01/27/2015 at 16:15

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Oooo, thinking about that hurts.

desertdog5051 > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:15

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I thought you said this would be hard. GT40 track, Ferrari daily. Let the Bieb have his way with the Gurney.

TheHondaBro > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:16

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Next time, make one of the cars a very unstable, very flammable Koenigsegg with 2,000 HP and bald tires.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:16

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it would be a noble sacrifice

RallyWrench > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:19

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I'm glad I'm not the only one whose first thought was "which one is most likely to off Beiber?"

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 01/27/2015 at 16:20

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I think you'd want to tweak the suspension and throttle response on the Eagle in this case.

#TheresNoKillLikeOverkill

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:21

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That isn't part of the rules. For you see, this becomes a case of schrodinger's cars. As none of them have been confirmed to be selected for dail drive or track duties, none have also been confirmed to be sent to bieber. Thus sending all three into limbo where they are all simultaneously both daily driven and tracked while also belonging to bieber and yet they are none of these things.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:24

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DD: California

Track: GT40

Bieber (then burn with him inside): Gurney

ttyymmnn > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/27/2015 at 16:29

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My head just asploded.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > ttyymmnn 01/27/2015 at 16:32

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Good.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:33

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DD GT40

Track Gurney

Beiber 250 california

stuttgartobsessed > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:34

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DD 250

Track GT40

Hope that Bieber gets thrown from the Eagle and has to take a prolonged medical stay in Canada.

davedave1111 > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 16:39

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Well, that's not hard. DD the Gurney, burn the GT40, and give Bieber the housewives' Ferrari.

TxBrumski > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 17:03

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Track Eagle.

DD GT40.

Bieber the Ferrari.

I know that with a $10 million price tag, Justin is just going to have it sit in his garage and do nothing with it. I'm fine with that.

mcseanerson > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/27/2015 at 17:25

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Daily Driving and Tracking require your active participation. Bieber taking whatever the hell he damn well feels like requires no participation on your part. Think of Beiber as a sheik.

mcseanerson > stuttgartobsessed 01/27/2015 at 17:28

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From my understanding they don't want him anymore than we do.

mcseanerson > davedave1111 01/27/2015 at 17:31

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mcseanerson > TxBrumski 01/27/2015 at 17:36

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Not until after he Bieberfies it.

TxBrumski > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 17:46

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OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE

mcseanerson > TxBrumski 01/27/2015 at 17:49

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Next round will be Track, Daily, and Fieri.

TxBrumski > mcseanerson 01/27/2015 at 18:10

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Yeeeesssss... or wait, no! NOOOOOO!!!